About Me

  • About Me: I'm what you might think of as a socially retarded genius. I'm guy that can find the square root of pi but I'm unable to talk to people without being offensive. I'm radical and a control freak. Still interested?

Books

  • Favorite Books: The Prince of Tides, The Lords of Discipline, LOTR Trilogy, Harry Potter series, American Psycho, The God Delusion, A Tale of Two Cities, Invisible Man, 1984, Brave New World, The Bluest Eye, The Awakening...
  • Favorite Authors: Pat Conroy, Richard Dawkins, Dickens
  • Favorite Genres: Suspense, satire, fantasy, social commentary and crime.
  • Favorite Characters: Patrick Bateman, Gandalf the Grey (not White), Jean Louise Finch, Charles Darnay, Pecola Breedlove.
  • Favorite Quotes: "Fool of a Took!"-Gandalf the Grey, "Fucking Woodchucks"-Mr. Arouet in "How Much Wood Could,"
  • Recent Reads: The Bluest Eye & Lord Jim

High School

  • School Name: Smoky Valley High School
  • Status: Student
  • Class of: 2008
  • Attended: 2004 - 2008
  • Organizations: Scholar's Bowl, Theater, Science Olympiad, Justice League, and NHS

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Questington, Jonny
  • Nationality: Half swede, 1/4 German, 1/4 Irish
  • Religion: Agnostic Atheist
  • Heroes: Patrick Bateman
  • Interests: Sushi, sharing ideas, and coffee.
  • Expertise: Being amazing.
  • Occupation: Student
  • Industry: Satire

Contact Info

  • AIM: jonelson80
  • MSN: jonelson80@hotmail.com
  • Yahoo: jon_nelson18

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Ghost Dog, Borat, A History of Violence
  • Favorite Actors: Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Jim Carrey, Viggo Mortensen, Bruce Willis
  • Favorite Directors: Quentin Tarantino
  • Favorite Genre: Anything except Romance.
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs.
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: "Not so much." "I am a man. I am an Anchorman! I invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of brawn and steel, and you're just a woman with a brain half the size of ours; it's science."
  • Movies I can watch over and over: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs.
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: Christopher Walken

Travel

  • Places I love: Providence, RI. Rocky mountains. Germany.
  • Places I've been: Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Wyoming, St. Louis, Kansas City, Germany, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, London.
  • Places to see before I die: Sweden.
  • Dream Vacation: A trip to every major, and some minor, cities in Germany with unlimited beer money.

Style

  • Where I shop: Anywhere
  • Brands I love: Anyone
  • I like to wear: Clothes, preferably.
  • Can't live without: Food and water.
  • Prized Possessions: Food, shelter and running water.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Killing Emo kids.

Television

  • Favorite Shows: Family Guy
  • Favorite Theme Song: American Dad
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Futurama

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Japanese and, more specifically, Sushi
  • Favorite Dishes: Any Sushi, Lutfisk, Swedish Meatballs, Brent Nelson Special
  • Favorite Desserts: I don't like dessert very much...
  • Favorite Drinks: Carbonated Water
  • Favorite Junk Foods: I don't touch them.
  • Best meal ever: Pizza at "Picasso's" in Sedona Arizona with Pepperoni, Mozerella, Olive Oil/Garlic sauce, Asiago, and Fresh Basil.
  • My Original Recipes: Milk(Cereal + Bowl)=Breakfast
  • Favorite Restaurants: Banzai in Denver, CO, No Name in Boston MA,
  • Foods I hate: Marshmellow peeps and anything from McSatan's

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
  • Consoles: Xbox 360
  • Favorite Characters: Terra from FFIII
  • Gaming Alias: Twisted
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Zelda

jonny_quest

  • Visit jonny_quest's Xanga Site
    • Name: Jon
    • Country: United States
    • State: Kansas
    • Metro: Salina
    • Birthday: 4/17/1990
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 3/23/2004

Memories (2)

  • Rock_Psycho_Kitten
    I remember that time you tried to 1337 53x0r me via AIM. And xanga. And then I made a picture blog for you to pleasure yourself to. I'm so damn nice!
  • swimmergirl90
    Remember that time we took mushrooms and I thought my skin was shedding off and forming into planets and then we had group sex with two haphazardly dressed hippies and quite possibly one goat on previously mentioned skin planets?

Chatboard (4)

  • lifesong__x
    xD... I was bored & looking at your "Places I've been" list and noticed you've been nowhere near the South. [And I was somewhat joking...]
  • lifesong__x
    You need to come to Atlanta. Do you not like the South or something so much that you have to avoid it at all costs? I mean, not all of us have an accent. That's *southern* Georgia...
  • Kyjo
    Oh yes. Now I can chat you up when I want. Mwhahaha. IM me sometime though, seriously. I've seen you on DMV, The FQC (hehe), and Lindy's site. You always have the gold. Can I bum some?
    • Posted 8/12/2006 12:44 AM
    • by Kyjo
  • jonny_quest
    You merely exist for my anthropophagolagniaic pleasure.