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If a light cigarette can be just as dangerous as a regular one, why do they call it light?
Because weight has no effect on dangerousness. Duh. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
What is one song that has affected your life and why?
"God Shave The Queen" because it highlights the uselessness, senselessness and absurdity of monarchies and made me realize the Queen really should shave. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
What are you most proud of?
My SAT and ACT scores. I'm pathetic aren't I. *sigh* I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
Being honest with yourself, do you judge others by their outer appearances at first glance?
Of course not! I drug them, put them into my plain white van and evaluate their levels of subcutaneous adipose tissue with a small robotic camera. From that I have a mathematical formula to determine the likeliness of th… -
When was the last time you cried?
January 23rd 2005, the day my grandfather died. I've gotten a little teary-eyed since, but I have yet to bawl, cry etc. This is actually a serious answer. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too… -
Does your Internet persona differ much from you in real life? Why or why not?
Yes, but only because it's impossible to transmit my pure awesomeness over the internet. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
Do you believe there is a soul mate for you, somewhere out there?
I suppose it's possible, but with my luck she'd get splattered by a semi-truck right after I meet her. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
If you had the chance to have three wishes (no wishing for more wishes) what would they be and why?
1. A mummified chicken. Because it would be useful as a Halloween decoration: "Beware Pharaoh Chickxies!" 2. A gum-drop. Because gum-drops are awesome. 3. Unlimited socks. Because you can never have too many socks. … -
If there's one thing you couldn't live without, what would it be?
Once you get past the obvious answers, i.e air, water, food, sunlight, I think I have to say girls. I don't have any luck with them, but I still like them. I need good literature and science as well, but girls are the on… -
What's the oldest thing you own?
I once found a corpse behind one of the walls in my basement. I have no idea how old he is, but he's practically mummified. He lives under my bed. His name is Bob. Bob the dessicated corpse is the oldest thing I own. …
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- Name: Jon
- Country: United States
- State: Kansas
- Metro: Salina
- Birthday: 4/17/1990
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/23/2004
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